looking to learn some phrases in spanish, anyone help?

[kidman232]

#1. suck my dick

#2. do you want to fuck

#3. i want to eat you out

#4. do you like it in your ass

#5. what do you taste like

maybe a few other ones if you would post the english translation too, thanks

 

[NES]

#1. suck my dick - Yo chupo penes

#2. do you want to fuck Quieres que te regalo la sida?

#3. i want to eat you out Sufro de eyaculacion precos

#4. do you like it in your ass tengo una vaso quebrado en el culo

#5. what do you taste like puedo traer mi novio?

maybe a few other ones if you would post the english translation too, thanks

As a fellow "Amante de Latinas" I can totally relate and learning some español is essential for the wooing process. I translated the ones you requested and will try to come up with some good pick-up lines for you.

 

[Marlin68]

As an "Amante de Latinas" I can totally relate and learning some español is essential for the wooing process. I translated the ones you requested and will try to come up with some good pick-up lines for you.

NES, that was very cool to do the translation for Kidman.

"Este' guey se va joder"

 

[NES]

Disculpe pero no me gusta hablar con Mexicanos ediondos

 

[kidman232]

me thinks these translations might be a little bit off

 

[NES]

no no they are fine, i mean its not 100% perfect spanish but since you are a Gringo she will be stoked to see that you are atleast trying and will probably let you have your way with her.

 

[kidman232]

the whole aids part might not play out well

 

[KingofNicotine]

#1. suck my dick - Chupame la pinga.

#2. do you want to fuck - Quieres singar?

#3. i want to eat you out - Te quiero comer el pussy

#4. do you like it in your ass - Te gusta por el culo?

#5. what do you taste like - A que sabes tu?

maybe a few other ones if you would post the english translation too, thanks

That's about it.

 

[NES]

Te quiero comer el pussy? You are such a douchebag

 

[kidman232]

ta mamo la panocha

 

[NES]

 

[kidman232]

that guy has some moves

 

[NES]

creepiest pic i ever saw, sad thing is that it was on facebook posted by the actual guy in the picture.

 

[OnWisconsin]

where's the shitter?

 

[NES]

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[kidman232]

nes im rather disappointed in you, my sexual advances could have ended rather quickly with your phrases and then my chances of moving closer to you would be out the window

 

[Defying]

Can't stop laughing.. Thanks NES